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Mmm.

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This tea is delicious, Daphne.

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(chuckles)
What is your secret?

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Oh, that's what it is. Okay.

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Gemma, really?

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These HR seminars are endless.

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What is this? "Respect
in the Workplace"? (scoffs)

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We did one of those
at the Fusebox.

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I just rounded up everybody,
and I said, "Hey, cut it out,

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you know what you're doing."

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End of seminar.

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Yeah, well,
our insurance company

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requires a little more
than that.

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We just have to find
a new HR person.

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Our last guy got Me Too'd.

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He was demonstrating
unsolicited hugging

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and got a little grabby.

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Well, Dave, you're an HR pro.

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Why don't you do the seminars?
You've done a million of 'em.

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Sounds like a little bit
of a conflict of interest to me.

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I also tend to get a little
grabby with the boss sometimes.

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Look, Dave,
this is perfect, man.

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You're always looking
for an excuse to lecture people.

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Well, I am good at it.

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Thank you
for all the tea, Daphne.

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Uncle Malcolm has to go
get changed because

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Mercedes is taking him
to the Usher concert tonight.

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Oh, my God. Ow.

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- Mama.
- What?

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- (groaning)
- GEMMA: Oh! Oh!

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Are you okay?

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- No, no. My back.
- GEMMA: Oh, no.

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My whole damn back.

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Oh, son, I've been there.

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I mean, the tiara makes it
so much sadder, but...

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? Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ?

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? Welcome to the hood. ?

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(knock on door)

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(groans)

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- Who's ready to see "Ersher"?
- (laughs)

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Yeah, about Ersher...

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Oh, my God, what happened?

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Well, he threw his back out

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having a tea party
with little Daphne.

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Aw. What a good uncle you are.

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Well, forget about the concert.

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I'll stay here
and take care of you.

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Oh, no, baby, that's sweet,

49
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but don't be silly.
You go ahead.

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Really?

51
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Yeah. Have fun. Take a friend.

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(sighs)
Okay, I could.

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Or...

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I could spend some quality time
with your mom.

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Uh, Tina?

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Okay, Mercedes,

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if you think you're gonna
score points with me

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by taking me to see Usher,

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then you are absolutely right.

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Guys, the hour we've all
been waiting for draws nigh.

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You told Marty about my seminar?

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No, man, I-I'm talking
about proposing to Courtney.

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Oh, great. I hate having
to keep that secret from Tina.

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Secrets are meant to be shared
with everyone, Marty.

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Okay, I...

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Gemma, it just- it took so long
for the ring to come in,

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and I still need to get
her dad's blessing,

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but April 5th
is the perfect day, obviously.

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Why is that obvious?

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Uh, it's First Contact Day.

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In Star Trek VIII.

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The day in 2063 where
the Vulcans and the humans meet?

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Oh, that's so sweet.

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I don't know what it means,
but so sweet.

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All right,
I'm setting up your old room.

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I just need to make the bed.

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Yeah, well, you may
have to carry me in there.

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You should've known better.
I mean, babies are cute,

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but they are dangerous.

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You must've hurt yourself
a lot picking me up, huh?

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(chuckles)
You were a big-ass baby, but no.

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No, I was a young dad.

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By the time I was your age,
you were 12.

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Thank you for the pep talk, Pop.

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Oh, a-anytime, unc.

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No, no, look, seriously.

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Pop, have I wasted
too much time?

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You know, my, my little brother
already has a family.

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Oh, son.

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You're doing great, man. I mean,

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you graduated college,
you're a published writer.

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Finally found my passion.

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Bought my first home.

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A-A-And then there's Mercedes.

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She is pretty great, Pop.
(laughs)

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Well, you smiling like
you just cashed a check.

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- What's going on?
- (laughs)

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That's all right.
That's all right.

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I know...
You're doing good, son.

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I'm proud of you.

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- You're a mature, grown-ass man.
- Oh, thank you, Pop.

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So which one you want, the
baseball sheets or Space Jam?

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Space Jam.

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She got a cherry.

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She got a cherry!

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What are you saying?

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You know how Usher always picks
a couple of lucky women

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in the crowd and seduces them
with a cherry?

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- Yeah, well, tonight
he picked your woman. - Yeah!

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Look at that.

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(women screaming over video)

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GEMMA:
Isn't that cool?

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Hell no, that ain't cool.

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Oh, my God.

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Your girlfriend
is trending, Malcolm.

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Yay.

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Uh, i-i-i-is Tina in that video?

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No, look, it's nothing, Pop.
He just puts on a little show.

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(laughs)
Oh, he puts on a show all right.

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He just skates around,
shirtless,

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- all oiled up.
- Oh.

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In a fur coat.

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Tina better not be
in that video.

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She didn't take a cherry, Mr. B.

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Yeah, that's right.
I know she didn't.

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What's wrong with it, Calvin?

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If I'd have been there,
I'd have been begging

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for a cherry like a baby bird.

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So...

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that old Usher, he's...

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something else, huh?
He's a wild boy.

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Yes, he is.

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Ooh, look at that.

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Still got my VIP wristband on.

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So, he just do whatever
up onstage, huh?

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Yeah. You know what?
I got to admit,

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that cherry thing
was a lot of fun.

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- Fun?
- Yeah.

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Fun for who?

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It was just fun.

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Don't tell me that you are
on their side about this?

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I'm sorry, whose side?

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Marty. Gemma. All of them.

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They think it's fine

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to be disrespectful
in your relationship,

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all to get a piece
of dirty fruit

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from a half naked,
greased up little boy.

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Okay.

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But in their defense,
I mean, it's not just any man.

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I mean, Usher has
the voice of an angel.

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Ooh, and he can really dance
on those skates.

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Oh, my gosh. Whew.

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You know what?
I-I-I guess I'm the only one

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that's out of my mind to think

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that it's not okay to be taking
fruit from somebody.

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You don't even know if he washed

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his hands or nothing.
You don't know...

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Cal-Calvin, Calvin.

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You are acting
like a grumpy old man.

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Okay, if it'll make you
feel better, I promise

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I will never ever let any man
put any food in my mouth

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for any reason, okay?

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(sighs)

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Come on, baby, it's chilly.
Let's spoon.

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- Come on.
- Yeah.

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All the spoons are dirty.

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It's a knife and fork
kind of night.

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DAVE:
Welcome to the seminar.

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I'm Dave Johnson.

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Now, we have two options today.

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We can make this dry
and just get it over with, or...

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No. No, no. I-I-It's not a vote.

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Or... we can make it fun.

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Why are we here today?

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As Aretha Franklin would say...

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ALL:
Respect.

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I'm still going
to finish writing it.

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Mr. B.
(sniffles)

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(coughs)
Do you have any cough syrup?

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Daphne gave me her cold.

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This is her way of saying,
"Thanks for giving me life."

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I'll look.

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- Thank you.
- Whoa.

185
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Do you know you have stickers
all over your face?

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Yes.

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Do you want me
to help you get 'em off?

188
00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:02,950
No, no. No.

189
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Whenever I'm sick, I break out.

190
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These are covering my pimples.

191
00:08:06,286 --> 00:08:09,923
Oh. Okay, so having stickers
of little flying saucers

192
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all over your face
is better than pimples?

193
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I thought it was
until this conversation.

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Can I have the medicine, please?

195
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Yeah, yeah. All right. Uh...

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Of course.

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Cherry-flavored.

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Are you still tripping
about Usher?

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Ain't nobody tripping
off no Usher.

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Okay, good.

201
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All right, fine.

202
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Last night Tina and I
got into a little tiff.

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- Why?
- Because she agreed with you,

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Marty, all of y'all.

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Y'all don't see how
this cherry thing

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is disrespectful
to a relationship.

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Oh, come on, Mr. B.
Lighten up a little.

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The cherry thing? It's just fun.

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- Fun?
- Mm-hmm.

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If she wanted to have fun,
she shouldn't have got married.

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And that is why there is
a difference between saying,

212
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"That's a nice sweater"

213
00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:15,555
and "You really fill out
that sweater."

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You get it now, Dan?

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Okay, I-I feel like the energy
is flagging a bit,

216
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so, uh, it's candy time.

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Heads up.

218
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Ow. You hit me in the eye.

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I said, "Heads up."

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Okay.

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You know what?
Let's open up the floor.

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Who here can share an experience

223
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where they felt like
they were being disrespected?

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And please remember, no names.

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A guy came into the school
and threw candy at my face.

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Again, I'm sorry
you don't understand the phrase

227
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"heads up." Anyone else?

228
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I gave a third grader a B.

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The parents came after me,

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said I was ruining
his chances at Harvard.

231
00:10:02,502 --> 00:10:04,371
Okay, frustrating, I get that.

232
00:10:04,471 --> 00:10:06,039
No, the worst part was,

233
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an unnamed administrator
told me to just take it.

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00:10:10,077 --> 00:10:12,680
Mm. Yes.
This unnamed administrator

235
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seems completely checked out.

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MS. DAVIS:
They're supposed to have our back.

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Look, that unnamed administrator
has a lot going on, okay?

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She can't handle
everything for you.

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00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:24,324
Or he. Let's not gender.

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This person used to care
too much.

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- Mm.
- And now she's just like... (high-pitched): "Whatever."

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MS. DAVIS:
Ooh, a-and on Crazy Hair Day,

243
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she came in with regular hair.

244
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We all looked like idiots.

245
00:10:36,904 --> 00:10:39,439
I spent my whole night
putting in cornrows.

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(sighs)

247
00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:44,779
We're gonna have to have
a separate sidebar about that.

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Gemma was busy, okay?
She forgot.

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- She can't do everything.
- Okay, Tina, Tina, again, no names.

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00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:52,886
She forgot?
She forgot to do her job?

251
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Oh. Now you're saying
that she doesn't do her job?

252
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(overlapping arguing)

253
00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:58,726
Everyone...

254
00:10:58,826 --> 00:11:00,728
(overlapping arguing continues)

255
00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:02,088
Okay, look out, everyone.

256
00:11:02,129 --> 00:11:05,298
It's cloudy with a chance
of Milk Duds.

257
00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:10,470
- Geez, your back is a mess.
- Yeah.

258
00:11:10,471 --> 00:11:11,938
Just from playing with a baby?

259
00:11:11,939 --> 00:11:14,875
A toddler. Okay?
Way heavier than a baby.

260
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,946
Hey, but look, I, um,

261
00:11:19,046 --> 00:11:21,214
I saw that video
of you and Usher, and...

262
00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:24,284
- Oh. (sighs)
- Uh...

263
00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:27,955
So this tension is less baby
and more cherry?

264
00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:29,790
(sighs)
I guess.

265
00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:31,458
And I know, I-I know, I...

266
00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:34,494
should not care about Usher
giving you that cherry.

267
00:11:34,594 --> 00:11:37,330
- But you do.
- Very much so.

268
00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:42,135
Malcolm, it's just a show.

269
00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:44,838
I've gotten cherries
from Usher three times.

270
00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:46,748
I've taken a rose
from Harry Styles.

271
00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:48,507
I've twerked on Drake.

272
00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:50,343
It's not that. I just-

273
00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:52,813
Did you say
you twerked on Drake?

274
00:11:52,814 --> 00:11:56,348
Okay, don't tell me you're
one of those controlling types.

275
00:11:56,349 --> 00:12:00,120
Oh, no. No, I am not, okay?
I never have been, ever,

276
00:12:00,121 --> 00:12:01,954
and I've been
with hundreds of women.

277
00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:03,656
Okay, 'cause that's not gonna...

278
00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:05,692
Hundreds of women?

279
00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:10,197
No. Not hundreds. I...

280
00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:12,800
Well, Mercedes, the point is,

281
00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:15,868
this- you and me-

282
00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:18,371
it just feels different.

283
00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:20,707
I get it.

284
00:12:20,808 --> 00:12:23,443
Usually, when, um,
Usher gives me the cherry,

285
00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:26,479
he grinds on me
and I grind on him...

286
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,515
That's not helpful.

287
00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:32,853
What I'm saying is...

288
00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:36,556
last night,
for the first time ever,

289
00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:38,191
I stopped the grind.

290
00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:43,229
Because I was thinking of you.

291
00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:45,532
(chuckles)
Really?

292
00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:49,036
Yes. You ruined the grind
for me, Malcolm.

293
00:12:49,136 --> 00:12:51,304
(laughs)

294
00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:55,408
And I know we've only been
together for a few months, but

295
00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:57,710
I've never felt like this
about anyone,

296
00:12:57,845 --> 00:13:00,113
ever. (chuckles)

297
00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:03,550
You've been married twice.

298
00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:05,685
And your point is?

299
00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:10,723
All I know is,

300
00:13:10,858 --> 00:13:14,427
I have spent
my whole life waiting,

301
00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:16,663
worrying about
making a commitment,

302
00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:19,398
overthinking everything, and...

303
00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:20,934
just wasting time-

304
00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:23,770
way too much time- and now...

305
00:13:23,771 --> 00:13:26,372
...the best thing
that's ever happened to me

306
00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:28,575
is right here
in front of me, and...

307
00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:32,812
I don't want to waste
another minute.

308
00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:34,982
What are you saying?

309
00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:38,751
I am saying that
I am in love with you.

310
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:44,224
I'm in love with you, too.

311
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:48,028
Whew. That's good to hear
because, uh... (chuckles)

312
00:13:48,029 --> 00:13:50,829
...I'm about to do
something crazy. (clears throat)

313
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,265
How crazy?

314
00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:55,635
Well, I hope it's not
too crazy because...

315
00:13:56,803 --> 00:14:01,607
- ...I don't have a ring or anything like that.
.. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. (laughs)

316
00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:04,311
Are you sure you want to be
my third husband?

317
00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:05,678
No.

318
00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:09,649
I want to be your last husband.

319
00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:14,121
Sadie.

320
00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:15,923
(clears throat)

321
00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:18,058
(chuckles)

322
00:14:18,926 --> 00:14:20,593
Will you marry me?

323
00:14:21,346 --> 00:14:23,295
Yes.

324
00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:25,598
- Yes?
- Yes.

325
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,167
(both laugh)

326
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:28,350
Now get up and kiss me.

327
00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:30,065
(groans) Oh, God.
Oh, God. I can't.

328
00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:33,340
- Oh, okay, okay. I'll come down.
- Yeah.

329
00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:45,651
Thank you, everyone.
That's a great session.

330
00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:47,186
All right,
let's get out of here.

331
00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:49,188
(sighs)
Gemma, we should really debrief.

332
00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:51,991
There are some staff
who feel like the administration

333
00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:53,559
could be treating their concerns

334
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,694
- with a little more...
- Tammy and that weasel Scott

335
00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:57,129
said that
you've been acting like

336
00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:59,066
you don't have a damn
left to give.

337
00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:02,102
Tina, no names.

338
00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:03,702
Okay, fine,

339
00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:05,437
you know, you have been
a little checked out lately,

340
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:06,873
but they tore you a new one.

341
00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:10,542
Then Rick, Shoshanna,
Betsy, and Phil jumped in.

342
00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:13,280
Oh, and then Janet
started popping off.

343
00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:16,049
Tina, c-can you
give us a minute, please?

344
00:15:16,050 --> 00:15:18,784
All right, I'm gonna go corner
Tammy in the parking lot.

345
00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:20,353
No, please don't.

346
00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:23,656
Gemma, I... Please take this
with a grain of salt.

347
00:15:23,657 --> 00:15:26,225
You know, employees,
they like to blow off steam.

348
00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:28,095
I don't know.

349
00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:31,498
(sighs)
I think maybe they're right.

350
00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:34,034
When Grover was here,

351
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:37,070
I saw the school
through rose-colored glasses,

352
00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:39,906
but now that he's graduated...

353
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:42,942
I guess I'm just
not feeling it anymore.

354
00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:45,145
You're still doing
such a great job,

355
00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:47,947
and you're helping
these kids so much.

356
00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:50,250
Am I?

357
00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:53,853
I mean, that's why I got
into teaching, but now?

358
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,456
Seems like I'm just kissing ass,

359
00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:59,392
raising money,
and helping privileged parents

360
00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:02,428
get their entitled kids
into Range Rovers.

361
00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:04,831
Why didn't you tell me
you felt this way?

362
00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:07,767
Because I know it's a great job

363
00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:11,404
and it pays well,
and the pension is amazing.

364
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:15,808
I just miss loving it.

365
00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:18,077
(running footsteps approach)

366
00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:20,008
Tina and Tammy
are in the parking lot,

367
00:16:20,047 --> 00:16:21,414
and their earrings are off.

368
00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:23,850
Oh, God.

369
00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:30,390
Calvin.

370
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,525
Hey, babe.

371
00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:36,063
- About last night...
- Mm.

372
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:38,598
Look, I know that
I can be a possessive,

373
00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:40,467
old-school pain in the butt.

374
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,935
Yes, go on.

375
00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:46,473
I'm sorry.

376
00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:49,476
- You deserve everything
that life has to offer. - Aw.

377
00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:51,844
I want you to have
every cherry in the world.

378
00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:53,946
- Aw.
- Come on, have a seat.

379
00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:57,617
Aw. Well... Why do you
want me to sit down?

380
00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:59,486
Shh...

381
00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:07,294
(sexy R and B playing)

382
00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:09,696
(laughs)

383
00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:12,299
Oh. Get it, baby.

384
00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:14,000
Ooh.

385
00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:16,336
(grunts)
Oh, get it,

386
00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:18,371
- get it.
- ? You're already here... ?

387
00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:21,973
Oh. Aw. You didn't
have to do all of this.

388
00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:23,442
Girl, for what I paid
for this coat,

389
00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:24,776
you gonna get these cherries.

390
00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:26,146
Oh. Okay...

391
00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:27,680
(moaning)

392
00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:31,650
Mommy, Daddy, no!

393
00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:32,819
What?

394
00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:34,487
(coughs)

395
00:17:34,488 --> 00:17:37,856
Would you relax? Your mama
just having some fresh fruit.

396
00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:40,660
Yeah. We got to start
locking that door.

397
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:43,830
Oh, don't worry,
I will be knocking.

398
00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:47,667
Oh, hey, guys.
Ooh, terrific coat, Calvin.

399
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:50,337
Tina, I just wanted
to thank you for- Ooh!

400
00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:52,588
TINA:
Yeah.

401
00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:54,706
- Cherries.
- Uh...

402
00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:57,377
Don't y'all have cherries
at your house?

403
00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:00,780
- Hey.
- Oh, no.

404
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:03,470
No, no, no. Your parents
are not receiving visitors.

405
00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:06,886
I think they're
gonna want to hear this.

406
00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:08,855
Uh... (clears throat) Family.

407
00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:11,023
We have an announcement.

408
00:18:11,024 --> 00:18:12,724
Malcolm and I
are getting married!

409
00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:14,727
- No way!
- Oh, my God. Beat it!

410
00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:17,564
Oh, this is great.

411
00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:21,567
Oh, baby,
isn't this wonderful? Oh...

412
00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:23,069
No!

413
00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:26,873
No. No. No. No, no, no.
This isn't happening.

414
00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:29,542
- Malcolm, you can't do this
to me, man. - What?

415
00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:33,045
You know I've been planning to
propose to Courtney for months.

416
00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:37,617
I paid George Takei $200
for a congratulatory Cameo.

417
00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:40,461
- Marty?
- Will you give me a second, girl?

418
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,422
And here you come.
Here you go,

419
00:18:42,423 --> 00:18:44,323
wanting to steal my thunder.
Do you even have a ring?

420
00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:46,859
- I have a ring, Malcolm.
- Marty.

421
00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:51,164
Oh. Um...

422
00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:54,534
Hi, Courtney.

423
00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:58,104
You were gonna propose to me?

424
00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:01,273
You heard that, huh?

425
00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:04,043
You were yelling
pretty loud, son.

426
00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:10,350
Okay, you know what? Screw it.

427
00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:13,253
- (gasps)
- Oh, my goodness.

428
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:18,658
Courtney Diane Pridgeon,

429
00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:20,860
will you marry me?

430
00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:24,129
No.

431
00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:25,998
- No?
- No?

432
00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:28,183
No?

433
00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:30,437
Look at me.
(sniffles)

434
00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:31,738
I'm gushing snot,

435
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,274
I have pimple stickers
all over my face,

436
00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:37,143
I-I have sweatpants on
from the drugstore.

437
00:19:37,144 --> 00:19:39,911
This-this can't be the moment
that I remember

438
00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:41,848
for the rest of my life.

439
00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:45,618
(whispers):
So all those stickers are zits?

440
00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:50,890
- Yikes.
- Shh. So sorry.

441
00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:52,991
Okay. Look,

442
00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:56,127
this isn't how I wanted
to do this either,

443
00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:57,997
so...

444
00:19:58,130 --> 00:20:02,302
if today's no
is another day's yes...

445
00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:05,666
...don't make any plans
for April the 5th.

446
00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:09,140
First Contact Day?

447
00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:10,810
First Contact Day.

448
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:12,512
(chuckles)

449
00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:17,083
(crying)

450
00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:22,154
Calvin, you okay, baby?

451
00:20:22,255 --> 00:20:24,991
Yeah, no. No, it's just,
it's just bright in here.

452
00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:27,059
Okay.

453
00:20:27,946 --> 00:20:29,995
Uh...

454
00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:32,198
Hey, little bro, um,

455
00:20:32,199 --> 00:20:34,132
we didn't mean
to steal your thunder.

456
00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:36,536
Yeah, it wasn't planned at all.

457
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:40,440
It's okay, man.
I'm happy for you.

458
00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:43,009
I'm happy for you, too.

459
00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:44,877
You know who I'm happy for?

460
00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:48,415
Me! Oh, my goodness!

461
00:20:48,515 --> 00:20:50,682
I get to have two weddings.

462
00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:53,019
Oh, this is great.

463
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:54,687
- Two weddings?
- Yeah.

464
00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:56,856
I'm gonna have
to return this coat.

465
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